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Chicken Demotivational Poster


KENPACHI FRIED CHICKEN - Who knew he had a thing for chicken


TAGS: kenpachi chicken
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Ezil

Mr. Shiny - March 2, 2009, 5:14 pm
I don't particularly care for anime anymore, but this is made me laugh.
Dude - July 21, 2008, 11:49 pm
that is disturbingly hillairious. But where can i get some?
Shtoink - May 28, 2008, 12:33 am
thats freaking awesome!


Never Give In -


TAGS: dead chicken lol
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - August 5, 2013, 6:27 pm
Thanks :))
MissPriss - August 5, 2013, 10:44 am
Igs ju do know that was probably because the leg needed to be karaterized before cooking right...teehee. A well earned 5L JW!
lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 3:28 pm

I've heard of Kung Pao Chicken, never Kung Fu Chicken!~HAAAAAAAAAA!!!


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


I HAVE A DREAM - Where chickens can cross the road without having it's motives questioned


TAGS: chicken cross road question motives
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 9:23 pm
It was too far to walk around.
abraaz - January 17, 2012, 5:25 am
Why did this Chicken cross the road?


DRUNKEN NIGHTS -


TAGS: cat chicken drunk
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

spacedog - November 20, 2010, 1:37 pm
LOL
ICEMAN - November 19, 2010, 7:57 pm
Tell me about it. 5


CONFIDENCE IS EVERYTHING. - Yet, sometimes, the odds are really not in your favor.


TAGS: tiger chicken
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

GreyScorpion - December 11, 2010, 9:54 am
Poster titles don't need puncuation. They're titles, not sentences. 4L


OH LAWD -


TAGS: kfc lawd chicken
Rating: 2.97/5
FatherTyme - May 5, 2011, 8:16 pm
@Bartimaeus...agreed. This person should be taken out back and beaten soundly with a large mackerel.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 11:58 pm
*stares* I'm sorry...what were we talking about? By the way, grilled chicken is sacrilege. 5/5
Informator - September 19, 2009, 11:50 pm
i too, am anti-racist, but i lol'd xD
Cubbybear - March 21, 2009, 5:40 pm
I'm a Meat-eating...veggies loving,anti-racist,dirty old man and I find it funny too
Signe - March 21, 2009, 5:31 pm
Damn they have some funny things on 4chan... Of course I am a vegan anti-racist and all, but that is still funny!


THE FINAL SHOWDOWN -


TAGS: dont eat the chicken skins
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:02 am
Rule 35. If it exist the Japanese have made a cartoon or comic book about it.
pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 7:47 pm
nice to see you back bart. 5L's
rerun - May 7, 2011, 9:49 pm

Or PM a member for assistance.
Verdeckt - May 7, 2011, 9:45 pm
If it's a serious question, check the "Tips on making a good Motivational" forum or try another maker.. http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
Greeny - May 7, 2011, 3:35 pm
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving...It's it's a bathroom blitz, it's it's a bathroom blitz
the1stCOMMI3 - May 7, 2011, 1:56 pm
How do you get your title underlined like that?


REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!


TAGS: redneck dowry chicken daughters farmer
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 1:29 pm
It's fine by me, those girls are hot and I like fried chicken.
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:42 am
Sure that's not a cock?


DISAPPOINTMENTS - Life is full of them.


TAGS: chickens fight something else cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Bovee - March 18, 2011, 8:32 am
Amsome! I am still laughing.
shmoe13 - March 16, 2011, 1:25 am
wrong but funny all bash beiber


COLONEL SANDERS - You'll love my fried chicken even if I have to shove it down your throat!


TAGS: chicken colonel sanders humor
Rating: 1.9/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

McTeaglefartsontitjew - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
Why is he Asian?
God - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
I wanna shove that drumstick into her wet, saggy, fishy cooter.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 8, 2008, 7:17 pm
OMG! That comment brings an unsuspected aspect to this poster I hadn't considered! LOL!
Ch. - August 8, 2008, 6:24 pm
Ooh, foreplay!


PUPPY - Chinese word for "Tastes like chicken"




CHICKEN ? - No that is a lie, we taste like poop




FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII


TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by brazy

Aurielius - December 13, 2015, 10:54 am
Wagram, Austerlitz, Jena, Marengo, Borodino, Lutzen..then 100yrs later Marne, Ypres, Pachendale..just to name a few that dispute the theory.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L


RULE 34 -




WHY -


TAGS: chicken crossing the road
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:27 pm
Obviously the chic on the other side was better looking...duh!


WHY DID THE IRAQI CHICKEN -


TAGS: chicken joke iraq
Rating: 4.52/5

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ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 1:56 am
As long as the skin turns out nice & crispy, who gives a flying phuque.
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:40 pm
jarhead lol


DINOSAURS -


TAGS: dinosaurs kfc funny chicken lol weird crazy
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Ian Rust

boomboy115 - November 13, 2009, 5:25 pm
Yeah, I felt pretty lucky when i found it.
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:37 pm
That is one crispy critter


ZOM-OM-NOMBIES -




ZOMBIE CHICKEN - The poultry apocalypse has begun ...




a 10-31 -


TAGS: kfc chicken attempted suicide 10 31
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - October 23, 2013, 1:15 pm
Hmmm, Go-Cup you say...sounds easy enough. Another 5L poster brought to you by Ism.


RULE 34 - The real reason the chicken crossed the road




CHOKING THE CHICKEN -




CHICK-FIL-A - Dang, They Have Good Chicken!!


TAGS: chick fil a has good chicken edited
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by T.J. Thornberry

LogicDude - May 20, 2009, 2:03 pm
Eat mor Chikin! This place rules! We even sent empty wrappers to my Niece in Afghanistan to torture her because she likes the place so much!
Poopalicious - May 20, 2009, 1:33 pm
Fuck that place, I can never get a cheeseburger when I order it, they are always out, so I have to get some rancid ass chicken sandwhich with mayo.


CHICKEN HAWK - Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldn't keep you safe from the Colonol.




FAILURE - Don't look for it here! Everything in this pic is PURE WIN!


TAGS: august challenge no failure here just us chicken wings
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Mikeipee - September 16, 2010, 10:56 am
Some how I doubt that. I got no use for herpes.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL.... well, I can look past it for now... if she drinks the pitcher while I down those chicken fingers. After that, we'll discuss attire.
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 5:39 pm
Ag, don't you mean "Ummmmm... she is wearing a shirt." Lol!
culos - August 29, 2009, 4:07 am
Probably still better than anything you'll ever shag....
Mikeipee - August 29, 2009, 3:16 am
That's a shemale.
agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:08 pm
Ummmmm... her shirt's tucked in. 4.95L


LONG JOHNS -


TAGS: chicken skins nice and toasty
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

rerun - October 11, 2011, 7:26 pm

and because I can take a joke. This is a joke, right? Hello? Anybody?
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:07 am
cause he's Rerun.. and, you can paste a face pretty easily
mariand - October 11, 2011, 4:51 am
LOL... why everybody use RR pic for funny stuff?...
Greeny - October 9, 2011, 8:57 pm
Nice pose, but if yer going to wear something under those things - the back flap is just Whistling Dixie


TURTLE SOUP - The times are just too tough to afford chicken noodle.




GOAT BATCHICKEN - Where is your God now?


TAGS: goat bat chicken batchicken
Rating: 2.31/5
Shtoink - November 18, 2008, 6:56 am
but those are deer antlers!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 17, 2008, 12:32 pm
In the Seychelles, on vacation. Don't ask, it's a long story.


POLITICALLY CORRECT? -




~= FOWL =~ - The Full Monty sponsored by KFC


TAGS: fowl full monty chickens kfc rnr
Rating: 1.37/5

More motifakes by RnR

Agamemnon218 - November 7, 2008, 8:01 pm
Awww...chickies are sleeping! Adorable!


BEAUTY -


TAGS: attention heart stomach chicken
Rating: 4.83/5

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ICEMAN - October 16, 2011, 12:03 am
Is that chicken kosher?


CHURKEY -




I'M SO HAPPY - Cuz im a gunny bear Gummy bear!


TAGS: robot chicken gummy bear lol funny
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by azzi

Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am
*find
Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am
Did Cubby fond the Caffine Pills again?


THE WHO AND THE WHY -




HONESTY -


TAGS: women can t handle it chicken
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by forseti

redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 8:00 pm
That's not it at all .... She was looking for BACON !!!


BLUSTER -




PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals


TAGS: animals chicken kfc peta cruelty pancakes naked protest women
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Anon - March 29, 2009, 1:00 am
Look on the bright side, some of their women are hot if you ignore the extra hair.
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 12:51 am
Now turn around.
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 12:51 am
Peta is a worthless cause and waste of time and money
HtD - March 28, 2009, 7:11 pm
Where are the pancakes?


LETS MAKE A DEAL -


TAGS: military kfc chicken
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 13, 2012, 10:44 pm
I have to do a motivator for Gen Tso chicken also. LoL
MissPriss - October 13, 2012, 2:28 pm
That was bahaha worthy....thank you needed to get that out of my system.


The Day -


TAGS: egg chicken prison hatched
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 7:36 pm
Suuuuure it was...;)
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 5:38 pm
I had to escape, the sky was falling!!!
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
Thanks, Priss. :)
MissPriss - September 14, 2013, 1:08 pm
First 5L chuckle of the day
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 9:53 am
No problem, CL. :)
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 9:38 am
Hahaahaa, love this!!! I have those little tally marks on my wall too but there are alot more of them. Thanks for the laugh falloutghoul! 5 escaped lions :D


Rattlesnake -


TAGS: rattlesnake dog lick chicken
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Zetmonk - February 8, 2014, 2:24 am
The dog did as well I bet.


HUNGRY? - This is why I crossed the road


TAGS: fat black hungry chicken fork
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by noisuf

maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 6:02 pm
Get That Turkey .


WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? - It's his job. So stop asking questions and please move on.




COCK RUB - Apparently some men love it while choking the chicken




the chicken -


TAGS: why did the chicken cross the road
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - November 27, 2015, 6:24 am
very funny a 5er


SOLVED -


TAGS: the chicken or the egg
Rating: 4.76/5

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forseti - June 30, 2011, 3:07 am
ROFL


TENT CITIES -


TAGS: choking chicken spanking monkey tent
Rating: 4.75/5

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IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:36 pm
No I didn't take this one, a friend of mine did and I stole it from him. This was in Kuwait, we were on our way back from Iraq.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:35 pm
you take the pic on this one too? Iraq?
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:27 pm
Why thank you
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:08 pm
L-O-5L! PERFECT.


CAUSE OR EFFECT - Do obese women select skinny men so they can get more food, or do men get skinny because their fat women eat off their plates?


TAGS: chicken or egg deep question
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - April 12, 2011, 12:04 am
Thanks, dg. But don't forget my name is wtfo. Take care,
deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:11 pm
lol wtf


MY FAVORITE TATTOO - I always wanted to get a tat of a rooster. Now I get to tell people that I must go rub lotion on my cock.


TAGS: chicken tattoo
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by whatsmyname

HAL8999 - June 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
Only problem with that is people pointing and shouting ... "Hey! Look at that cock-head over there!!'
pieman - May 11, 2010, 11:21 pm
It rubs the lotion on its skin.


COWARD -


TAGS: coward chicken shithead
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by ronsart

... - August 31, 2009, 11:52 pm
way to go Ron, you telling Shithead his lack in manhood!
Woodywood03a - August 31, 2009, 11:38 pm
What are you saying Ron??


PET CHICKENS ARE SO COOL -


TAGS: versatile snack chicken kids humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 2, 2013, 1:28 am
Lol! Reminds me if an old Smothers Brothers skit. 5Chickens!
chickenlittle - October 2, 2013, 1:26 am
haha that's great!! :)


ELVIS -


TAGS: chicken and bananas king cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

GreyScorpion - December 11, 2010, 10:10 am
so TOC moved to Memphis? 5L
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 8:03 pm
hahahahhaahhahahahhahahahaha!


THE CHICKEN RUN -




MORALE - is low for the men in the field




MAC N' CHEESE -




CHICKEN FIGHTING - you really only win if someones top gets ripped off.




KILLER CHICKEN - Bawka Bawka Mother Farker!!!


TAGS: mad chicken
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by bernardinho

Jamicho - October 10, 2008, 5:42 pm
The other , other white meat.
LogicDude - September 15, 2008, 2:54 pm
Mmmmmm nom nom...tastes like chicken!


NSFW - NOT SUITABLE FOR ANY PLACE.


TAGS: wall chicken choke
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by ughomer

spypengen - April 25, 2012, 9:47 am
lol he'sstroking his chicken 5L


A CLOCKWORK COLONEL - Kick the shit out of that chicken while singing in the rain !




THE CHICKEN - So is it the translation , or it's the owner trying to be honest?


TAGS: chicken menu restaurant fail
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by 7053

Raligard - August 16, 2011, 3:36 am
"That wasn't chicken..."
7053 - July 8, 2011, 5:29 am
Well,never eat anything if you feel strange about it.Right,they're SURE creative..lol
spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:24 pm
LOL. "Chicken embedded w. Veg." is kinda funny too. As if Geraldo Rivera is going to be reporting from your plate.


GOOD BOY REX - Who's a good deadly reptile?? You are! Yes you are- Wait! Let go of my arm! WTF!?! I did NOT say roll over!! Bad rex! BAD RE-*glug glug glug*




ANSWER: CHICKEN BREEDERS - Question: Where do chicken nuggets come from?


TAGS: chicken
Rating: 3.67/5

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AVIAN FLU - Enough about us vulnerable humans.., Has anyone considered the impact on the Chickens..??




GIANT CHICKEN BALLS! - Coming soon to a KFC near you.


TAGS: kfc chicken fried giant
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Gamedoc

SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 7:39 pm
Those aren't chicken balls. That's a GIANT FRIED CHICKEN BRAIN. Cut from the living skull of a gene-engineered sentient chicken. For those who want that extra kick in their meals.


THE TRUTH - It's out there, you just have to be paying attention.


TAGS: truth chicken chinese food
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by LilGerm

??? - October 23, 2008, 2:58 pm
Tom Boy Special?


KFC - Korean Fried Cat




CHICKEN POT PIE - My 3 favorite things, all in one.




REVENGE -


TAGS: cats love chicken cubby
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - August 24, 2010, 11:38 pm
Priceless. This is a great pic... and deserves nothing less than that caption. 5L


CONSESSIONS -




EARN YOURSELF MONEY, POWER AND RESPECT! - ..and hope you get to use it before Chicken Little gets to say "I told you so"


TAGS: money power respect toolate chicken
Rating: 4.43/5

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BaQu82 - December 14, 2010, 8:24 am
Thank you, those are good points for attention grabbing. Instead of redoing the poster, I'll just agree with you and point my eyes forward and keep that in mind. Again: Thanks.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:50 pm
Claire is right, this is a good poster. Maybe "Earn yourself" as as a title, then seperate the rest in to two lines. first submission I've seen from you so it's definitely a nice start. Still indecisive on my vote
Claire - December 13, 2010, 8:44 pm
Good, but the top line could be reduced.
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:30 pm

new contributor....nice one dude.


BOW TO YOUR CORNER - Bow to your own Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a dosey-do


TAGS: chicken in the bread pan kickin out dough
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - December 4, 2015, 3:51 pm
Nuke-em Till They Glow !
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:33 am
Another 5L Classic
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 10, 2010, 11:19 pm
Still think the 14 is most beautiful plane ever built! 5
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm
Oh yeah, thats a 5.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm
Just don't swing your partner.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:30 pm
Now, bombenade. 5L


BIRTH CONTROL -


TAGS: birth control day your girlfiend is a chicken choking her won t solve your problem
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:22 pm

no TOC reference anywhere in this....nice
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 6:50 pm
LMAO! 5Ls.
pieman - April 6, 2010, 3:55 pm
Hey you stole both my girlfriends! Nice.


GENUINE - Sticking feathers up your bottom does not make you a chicken.




BABY - Tastes like chicken.


TAGS: chicken baby eat food
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Mongo

Derek - June 8, 2010, 7:14 pm
Chicken likes tastes.


RUDY'S RUB! -


TAGS: rudy s rub beer can chicken spicy
Rating: 3.48/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 10, 2010, 4:48 pm
It's not....but it made Aggy sad....so 5L
rerun - October 10, 2010, 4:41 pm

much as I enjoy Rudy's BBQ, how this is a motifake is beyond me
LD0ne - October 8, 2009, 9:27 am
i've always wanted to try this... hmmm
moooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 7:48 pm
I would use actual beer for the chicken, then use the Guinness to extinguish the barbecue.
jake - June 24, 2009, 12:57 pm
you have to cut the top off the can for good evaporation (and THEN you can take the carcinogenic plastic ball out...).
LogicDude - June 24, 2009, 8:37 am
But don't cans of Guiness have a plastic piece inside them? Carcinogenic chicken...
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 12:30 am
Why would you use beer ca... wait.... is that my beloved Guin.... of all the.... I am beside myself.


FINALLY THERE IS PROOF - Another argument settled


TAGS: chicken egg
Rating: 2.95/5

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PETA - Makes me choke the chicken




ENDANGERED SPECIES - 99.9999% of the earths animals are extinct Lost forever and we will never ever know What they tasted like!




FROGS -


TAGS: frogs chicken
Rating: 1.55/5
MO - June 19, 2009, 8:05 pm
Don't look nik!! Hide walt!!


IT'S GOBBLIN' TIME - Is what you meant to say. ...What a fatty.




CHICKENS -


TAGS: life chickens poster day cubby
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:49 am
Chicken: "Hey lady, where the FUCK are you putting your other hand?!?!"
djinnyf - April 11, 2011, 8:45 am
Love the message!!!!!!!!! xx


EUROTOPHOBIA -


TAGS: phobia tastes like chicken
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 2:19 am
I like the tags, LOL! Did I mention I have ADHD?
forseti - October 14, 2010, 7:16 pm
Ok, I thought I'd seen everything... but now there are these swastika stockings. Impressive.
Mr. Shiny - October 14, 2010, 7:02 pm
Nazis or not, I want in on that party. 5


PERSEVERANCE -




SOUL FOOD -




COMFORT -


TAGS: oyster chicken white rice cubby
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Laoch - January 8, 2011, 7:06 pm
I need to at least visit Hawaii at some point, if only for the FOOD.
Cubbybear - January 7, 2011, 9:36 am
This is from a place about a mile from where I live. 3# of food for about 8 bucks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 12:40 am
And lose five lions.....5L!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 12:38 am
Every time Cubby posts food...I gain 10 pounds.
coldinjected - January 7, 2011, 12:35 am
I hope it's not an "all-time-low". That's my motto.


COMFORT -




THE ANSWER YOU WERE LOOKING FOR -


TAGS: chicken egg
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by culos

justlogic - April 23, 2010, 12:25 am
going by the correct laws of evolution and natural selection, the egg came first. two near chicken like birds past on the correct genes to give birth to the first bird we define as the chicken. ownd.


CHICKEN RUN - Tim Burton's re-imagining of a classic. Coming soon.




HUMANS - I wonder if they taste like chicken?


TAGS: human chicken butcher cut funny
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by kingsholmmad

R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 3:02 pm
Long Pork, the other, other, OTHER white meat.
MustyK - February 15, 2010, 3:21 am
Some tatse like fish....or so I've heard !!
Anonymous2 - February 14, 2010, 7:54 pm
Actually, more like roast beef. We're red meat, not white meat.
phydeaux - February 14, 2010, 7:39 pm
crispy duck.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 5:00 pm
Orange chicken.


FAMILY - Now that's more like it.




GUESS WHAT? - Ripped Chicken Butt




PRETEXTS - Everyone of them is good to show your piercing.


TAGS: piercing pretexts wii wiimote chicken taste pretext
Rating: 1.84/5

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Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 7:59 pm
So tongue rings can make anyone sexy now, huh?
Katie - July 20, 2008, 6:01 pm
Who is that boy? hes sexy whoever he is


EGGS - "im gonna eat the next thing that comes out of this chicken't ass!" this is how people began eating chicken eggs




CHICKS IN SECOND LIFE - Not quite what you expected


TAGS: second death chicken
Rating: 1.43/5


Go Eat Worms -


TAGS: chicken fishing torment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 12:54 am

sniff...sob...I can so relate to this!~
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 8:56 pm
Gotta Fave this, the 5 is automatic
MissPriss - June 24, 2013, 9:49 am
Aww Greeny (sniffle) who would ever of thought(dab, dab) you(sob)loved chicken! That and you have a sensitive side...5L for the revealing creation.
spacedog - June 24, 2013, 12:20 am
Beautiful.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 23, 2013, 9:22 pm
5 empty nests.


Why oh Why -




Listen carefully.... -


TAGS: sky falling chicken little
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - October 30, 2013, 12:32 am
Haha LG great comment! :D
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 11:54 pm

And then he ran through the barnyard, yelling, "Everybody duck!" Because, after all, that's what he was.


Boneless Chicken -


TAGS: boneless chicken fresh eggs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - April 15, 2014, 5:28 pm
Worked at a fast food place once. You don't know how true that is...Mc(cough)muffin...would you like that mcfetusized?
spacedog - April 14, 2014, 11:13 pm
Nice.


snow white & the seven bench warrants -




chickens -


TAGS: chicken
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

GaryO - January 19, 2014, 9:53 am
Hate to break it to ya, Steve, but Canadian monopoly games don’t count.
steve1961 - January 19, 2014, 2:31 am
Well, I don't like to brag but I could stand in downtown Vancouver and ring a doorbell in Winnipeg with mine...
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 1:04 am
Well, the ol’ double post. Haven’t done that for a while. (stupid, impatient fore finger)
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 12:58 am
Yeah, who’d wanna knock with their peckers?
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 12:58 am
Yeah, who’d wanna knock with their peckers?


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